Needlessly English

severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: Do British people...

blaquerose — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:01:39 -0400

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?

tea

But it’s hot…

only tea

there are no other drinks

only tea

Wait… What if you don’t like tea?

then the weak die

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: glitterlion: queennubian: super...

blaquerose — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:01:16 -0400

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

glitterlion:

queennubian:

super-eklectic1:

dualsides:

UK Female Allstars(Amplify Dot, Baby Blue, Lioness, RoxXxan, Mz Bratt and Lady Leshurr)

posting this again because it’s disgustingly good. I’m never really interested in the UK hiphop/grime scene but I love all these girls on their own and especially together. SOOOOOOO GOOD

is it Christmas and my birthday?

crying real tears right now

this is one of the greatest things ever

who’s that fine dude?

Black. British. Female rappers.

this is so perfect I wanna smack somebody

FUck Iggy Azelia

Fuck Macklemore

We need more shit like this yes please and thank you omfg this shit is intense

chmchm: notmadeofbeef: improvisedchronicles: a youtube user...

blaquerose — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:01:26 -0400

chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:

a youtube user shares an opinion

#can we get this on the cover of a book #like one of those opinions from writers

The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

theatretroubles: enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwa...

blaquerose — Fri, 31 May 2013 14:01:32 -0400

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

x

blaquerose — Wed, 22 May 2013 14:01:34 -0400

x

bowtiesandjamjars: kylobe: geromykyle: you’re...

blaquerose — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:36 -0400

bowtiesandjamjars:

kylobe:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

fuckign finally thank u friend

CAN I HAND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL THE CLUELESS (USUALLY AMERICAN) TOURISTS THAT WILL. UNDOUBTEDLY BE MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES IN LONDON THIS SUMMER?

joshdallas: vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who

blaquerose — Mon, 20 May 2013 14:01:21 -0400

joshdallas:

vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who

morgrana: I swear if France doesn’t give us the 12 points again I’m going to block the eurotunnel...

blaquerose — Sun, 19 May 2013 14:01:43 -0400

morgrana:

I swear if France doesn’t give us the 12 points again I’m going to block the eurotunnel with crumpets

Watching Wishbone because why the fuck not?!

blaquerose — Sun, 19 May 2013 12:02:29 -0400

brandnewjones:

Needlessly crunk gifs about children’s shows. This is why I love you Kim.

negrettastone: luvvdivine: -ponyboy-: itsonlyyforever: honk-k...

blaquerose — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:01:29 -0400

negrettastone:

luvvdivine:

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

I had no idea the Queen was a G like this.

they see me rolling…..

robotdeniro: lipstickandskin: This reminds me so much to the...

blaquerose — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:01:24 -0500

robotdeniro:

lipstickandskin:

This reminds me so much to the Paris Syndrome, in which (generally japanese) tourists get really depressed because Paris is not what they thought and need mental assistance

‘there is no british accent white girl off the internet’ truest thing ever

eatsleepcrap: It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off...

blaquerose — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 14:01:19 -0500

eatsleepcrap:

It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit

JUST

LOOK

AT

ALL

THE

POLITE

BRITISH

AWKWARDNESS

AHHH!

mulinus: rugoat: jordanforinstance: Things I do at 2AM .....

blaquerose — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:01:08 -0500

mulinus:

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

Colour but idc bc amazing.

pleatedjeans: mr. lovenstein

blaquerose — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:01:59 -0500

pleatedjeans:

mr. lovenstein

Photo

blaquerose — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:45:31 -0500

ro-s-aspa-rks: treebeardoffangorn: I’ve been working with old...

blaquerose — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 14:00:41 -0400

ro-s-aspa-rks:

treebeardoffangorn:

I’ve been working with old stock images from the 1800s and felt this needed to be done. Enjoy you lovely misandrists!

Yas.

feliciashanay: tehblackbirdishiding: I thought I was over...

blaquerose — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 14:01:05 -0400

feliciashanay:

tehblackbirdishiding:

I thought I was over binders full of women, and then this happened.

lksfmdsjkgnsdjkgnsdb

Photo

blaquerose — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 13:58:53 -0400

Photo

heywhitepeople — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 15:36:06 -0400

Photo

heywhitepeople — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:45:42 -0400